• Flatmate: I'm going to watch the Oscars tonight with a friend.
  • Me: Oh good. Call me if you see Benedict Cumberbatch on screen.
  • Flatmate: Who?
  • Me: ...
  • Me: ...
  • Me: You need to move out.
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